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YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.


TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my a**.. we know who wears the mane


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


SMOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

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DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am
LOL


PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.




THE BARONESS -




I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.96/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?




GARY BUSEY IN EVERY ROLE -


TAGS: busey oz clones
Rating: 4.32/5

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Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 1:29 pm
this poster is so perfectly funny that i think i peed myself a little...hahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2011, 2:54 pm
I laughed, but a part of me threw-up. Funny, nevertheless.
tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2011, 10:01 am
Too hilarious.
Greeny - November 12, 2011, 2:04 pm
great and creepy at the same time


KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment


TAGS: kidney stones
Rating: 2.87/5

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IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


Honesty -


TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

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fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: a lioness in public is a tigress in bed
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L... for the poster AND the inside info... I did not know that Jim Croce had a son.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:18 am
Folk, more than country. But if it counts as country, it's good country. A rarity indeed.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Jim Croce was the real deal. Great lyrics. And just a great sense of what's real and worth singing about. And humour too.
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Sounds like a county song
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:16 am
This poster was truly inspired by the Jim Croce son Rollerderby Queen. It's on the Tube of You. "Her friends called her Toughie, but all her buddies called her Spike." And "The meanest hunk 'a woman that anybody ever seen ... down in the arena." ...


hajj stampede -




WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

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faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!


TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


THE DIFFERENCE? - Indy's a shortcut through college


TAGS: indiana jones
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:53 pm
See what happens if you fail to make it to Hollywood?


THE ROLLING STONES -


TAGS: dad rolling stones ugly old
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:33 pm
That's The Way Their Fans Look Too !!


YES I DO -


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.48/5

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Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L


SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child




1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


Old Cowboy Saying -


TAGS: robert duvall lonesome dove
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 22, 2014, 2:14 am
I remember that movie! That takes me back. 5 not-so-lonesome doves :-D


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


GUMMY BEAR ROLE REVERSAL - After years of sweet treats she was in fact a sweet treat for a lucky bear.


TAGS: sugar lard bones tasty treats
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:57 am
4/5. Wow.


SCAPEGOAT -


TAGS: bullying hurts the little ones
Rating: 4.57/5

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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5/5 I love the ph**o...great message too


STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


LAZINESS - Is the mother of improvisation


TAGS: indian jones laziness improvisation
Rating: 3.47/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 7:09 pm
cook was a drog and so was i
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 6:54 pm
maybe from down your part of the world derek?
Derek - January 5, 2010, 6:51 pm
drog = Cook? Why?
drog - January 5, 2010, 6:30 pm
Never bring a knife to a gun fight!


TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis g**.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket


FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.




GAME OF THRONES -




MEMORIES FADE, LET'S HOPE LOVE DOESN'T -




DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...


TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.


BREAKDOWN -


TAGS: loved ones
Rating: 4.08/5

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DAVY JONES - Such a shame. Now who will rule the seven seas?


TAGS: davy jones locker pirates
Rating: 4.89/5

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tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 10:44 am
I couldn't accept it when Mom told me Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a Believer.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Wow It Makes You Wonder, Dod't Ash For Hum The Bell Tolls , It Tolls For They !
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Sarah Mclachlan says donate now.. Save the monkeys .. RIP Davey


HONEST - Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.




THE FLINSTONES - Fred, Wilma and the Rubble's enjoy the summer cabin


TAGS: flinstones summer enjoy summer cabin
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:39 pm

looks zombie proof...i want one


I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




THANK YOU MY LOVE -


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

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Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!


HONESTY - It isn't always the best policy




Vacation -


TAGS: dog bar beer cold ones warming up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:24 am
Another original 5L spacedog piece of work...loved it!
Sho - June 24, 2013, 11:01 pm
Awesome, Space!
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:32 pm
Behold, the masterpiece. Sun of a bytch, Space, that’s sizzling. Right now, right this moment, it’s good to be a dog. 5/F
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:09 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL


Technology -


TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L


DRONES -


TAGS: drones nsa papa johns
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - March 23, 2013, 1:05 pm
You hit the nail on this, Ism!! 5L!!


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


second place is a set of steak knives -


TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.


MEGALOMANIA -


TAGS: aprchallenge kool aid jonestown
Rating: 4.58/5

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Mongo - April 29, 2010, 11:24 am
Epic


YAWN -


TAGS: as honest as it gets
Rating: 4.5/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Very subtle and tasteful for you sick. 5l because you never cease to amaze.
culos - February 3, 2010, 8:37 am
If that was a BJ she'd be arrested for p***-action, Only a peanut would fit that fist. But I agree 5 Ligaments....
LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:34 am
What? No "invisible BJ" jokes? 5L anyway...


AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?




BAD IDEA...? - you think so?


TAGS: dragons bones
Rating: 3.55/5

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HONESTY -




FIGHTING FAIR - not in the game plan


TAGS: drones r us
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:28 pm
Ed's comment is unrelated. Ease off on the criticism, dude... although you have the right to point out that you don't get the poster, you don't need to call out a greybeard. Ever.
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:41 pm
Hey Ed.. yes, it was a missle exercise after all. But they are practicing shooting down stuff... so that counts too? a little?
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 3:28 pm
uhhh, sorry Airman, I'm calling picture unrelated. Target Drones aren't fighting fair? I'll stand by to be corrected, but they do look an awful lot like target drones. Umm, less you are testing the new laser on them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
I see......But, to be clear....YOU have toys...WE have care packages. I'm still Canadian Bro.
Airman - October 1, 2010, 12:41 pm
it's easy mooooo+. We have toys no one else has, and we use them. we have a ton of drones that go out and tell us what is going on.. some armed, some not.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:22 pm
I don't get it.
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 12:15 pm
if you're fighting fair, you're not trying to win


KITTY CONE MATRIX OF DEFENSE - Not quite as effective as it sounded.


TAGS: cones kitty matrix
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
I want to meet the ja****s behind this genius. 5 helpless kittens!


FAILURE -


TAGS: bones and a collar that is all that is left
Rating: 3.68/5

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Reality Lord - August 31, 2009, 4:22 am

loved it.
MO - August 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
My my my! 5 bent doggy bones, buried in shallow graves. (so we can dig them up quickly and often, and giggle our a**es off)
KDP3 - August 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
my God thats epic
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
My pleasure...Thanks guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
ha ha ha ha lol lol lmao lmao I ..............think..............I'm ............going....................die.....................lmao lmao...........Oh.............god...........I ............can't .................bre...........ath..................
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:10 pm
no no laughing so hard it hurts
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
What, too early?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 2:58 pm
i'm sorry for the owners but im laughing here in pain


MISTAKES -


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
*caught@work productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called caudht@work productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
these hate-filled Timmies: f*** the f***ing f***ers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at ****head...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just b****in' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of ****, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
Perfection.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL


HONESTY -




Youthfully Challenged -


TAGS: old body sounds bones crispy
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 10:00 am
If your missus tries to put you in an empty Rice Krispies box...then I'd have to say you're pretty much done. Snap! (crackle and pop).
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 8:01 am
I'd never looked at it that way...
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:56 am
Not sure, do I say you're welcome or I'm sorry?
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 8:53 pm
Thank you Missy (snap)


MAN-CARD EXPIRED - Several Years Ago


TAGS: bones
Rating: 4.86/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:06 pm
Any guy that has a grocery basket on the back of his motorcycle... Just sayin'
SLOHAND62 - April 2, 2013, 6:15 pm
LOL Every married guy that sees that has nodded his head. Thanks for sharing.5 L's
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 5:08 pm
I've always said that looking for something perfect in an imperfect world is perfectly foolish. 5L to you. I'm sending this to a single guy that I know of.


HONESTY - Might be the best policy But insanity is the best defence


TAGS: honesty insanity
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:21 am
I know... Abraham Lincoln is too XD rofl!
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:59 pm

truly a great mind


CELL PHONES -


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

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Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone


CHILDREN -




SCHIZOPHRENIA -


TAGS: argue debate **** oneself rerun
Rating: 4.2/5

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ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 3:22 am
???


DAY DREAM BELIVER -


TAGS: davy jones monkees pop idol
Rating: 4.14/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 7, 2012, 2:40 pm
I see that MPsniper and DaunWan are most likely "young ones". It's a play on words people. Of course Davy Jones was better than Cassidy... like I said, a play on words. Oh, and correction, it's Monkees, not Monkeys...I'm the one who had a crush on him.:)
DaunWan - March 6, 2012, 3:38 pm
THANK you, MPsniper!! David Cassidy defined pop music for an entire week, not an entire generation. Also, who confuses The Monkeys with (almost) The Partridge Family?? Tellitlikeitis...NOT!
MPsniper - March 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
uhmmm...HUH? davey jones?
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 11:29 pm

brutally demotivating. nicely done :)


IN A WORLD GONE VEGAN -




I KNOW IT'S ONLY ROCK N ROLL -




SPRING BREAK - in Indonesia




CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.




HONESTY - Not always the best policy...




GAME OF THRONES -


TAGS: gameofthrones usmc merica marines
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 5:27 am
I take it you're DEP (delayed entry program) but have friends/relatives that you've listened too? Your honesty shows honor. Welcome aboard Boot!
TheMarinesHaveLanded - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm not actually a Marine - yet..
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:09 pm
Been there. Done that. Welcome aboard jarhead! Of course I know how you gat there--- My Atserisk Rides In Navy Equipment! Laughed so hard it hurt! Did a lot of improvising during deployments! 5 laughing lions!
lgvernon - March 28, 2015, 3:58 pm

Welcome, Marine. Nice stuff.
steve1961 - March 28, 2015, 3:57 pm
I don't usually compliment newbies to Motifake...I usually leave that to GaryOprah and the rest...but I like your stuff kid...Good job!


IPOD TOUCH - Just like the iPhone, but you can't make calls. No, wait, it's exactly like the iPhone.


TAGS: iphones ipod
Rating: 4.84/5

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ThrillerMan - April 7, 2011, 9:11 pm
XD Sooo true!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:11 am
LMAO!


SMARTPHONES -




BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.




COFFIN CAR - Slightly larger than a double-wide coffin. Coincidence? I think not.




TIN CELL PHONES -


TAGS: tin cell phones
Rating: 3.32/5

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Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Hah! I remember those days. My tin phone was cordless! Gawd I was a lonely kid. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:26 pm
There's really no point commenting on a two year old poster with 2 year old comments, neither of these guys is around anymore (thank God)
iBlookinATu - December 21, 2010, 2:18 pm
Wow, Nazi and Scorpio7. Are you guys seriously that dumb? The punchline to the joke and you don't even get it, nor do you understand that it IS the punchline. No wonder the Nazis lost WWII.
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:21 am
Ya... I have to go with a fail on that one... tin phone have no numbers to dial therefore you shouldn't get a wrong number message.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 5:55 am
Just HOW did any "dialing" take place?


"YO MAMA IS SO FAT . . . - . . . her butt has its own czar."


TAGS: van jones obama fat mama mother obese
Rating: 2.92/5

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Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
Nickle czar?


OMNIPOTENCE -


TAGS: omnipotence fail god stones
Rating: 2.38/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 27, 2010, 11:11 am
Or you intentionally let a few through to encourage the dumas to NOT walk under avalanches!
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 2:02 am
Not having the power to... oh, i thought you said Impotence..
Zed - January 27, 2010, 1:13 am
Obviously NOT omnipotent, since three of them got through.


Loners -


TAGS: friends tombstones facebook lonely people
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:48 am
Well thanks! BTW...ya interested in a few FW emails? Taheetahee!
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:44 am
I wish lol. Gave you a 5 btw ;)
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:36 am
Holy sh*t! Thought I was the only person on the planet. You got some sort of club I can join?
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:13 am
HA! I don't use facebook :D


BONES -




Future Archaeologists -




A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm
Nice


Finally -




THE TROUBLE WITH YOU - Is The Trouble With Me Got Two Good Eyes BUT You Still Don't See


TAGS: caseyjones gratefuldead music
Rating: 4.71/5

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mommakaboom - August 7, 2012, 7:30 pm
I MUST Agree!!!
Greeny - August 7, 2012, 6:54 pm
Best concerts ever


FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD - The Colonel


TAGS: all bones no skin
Rating: 4.7/5

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Rudedog - March 23, 2013, 2:21 pm
Death has not been kind to the colonel


EASY ENOUGH TO SPOT - The flaming ones always stand out !




COMING SOON - 'Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Full of Greybeards'




Don't.. -




Playing On Paranoia -




MEMORIAL DAY -




THE LEMMING BAR -


TAGS: memes calendar jonestown bandwagon
Rating: 3.76/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:14 pm

sure, I think it's safe. I do have some Gra** Kool-Aid for you to wash it down with.
conundrum - November 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
so i shouldn't take this pill Motinet sent me in the mail?


SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.


TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

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R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
Some-of-her
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I dont get this? Anyone?


Check Writing -




DISCRETION -




CLONING -




RUNIC STONES - I guess people in 150 A.D. had wannabe gangbangers and graffiti problems too.


TAGS: runic stones
Rating: 3.14/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 9:42 am
wtf Oo


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